Welcome to the 2nd Annual Patsy Awards: feel free to disagree or add your own thoughts/awards/nominees.
The Oghene "OG" Oyiborhoro Memorial Stealing of SA Money for Something Shitty Award:
- The entire SA (besides Logan) for the $50,000 clusterF#ck that was Unity Ball. Special emphasis goes to Vishal and our newest President Julie Bindelglass for funneling the money from The SA and other student orgs. Leading me to my next award....
- Michael Tapscott for his 20 minute rant/ yelling fit at mostly drunk people Unity Ball. Tapscott was the first of about a dozen or so "Diversity" speakers and dance groups that slowly murdered the buzz at Unity Ball.
- Tie: Between Logan and Steve Glatter
- The six Hatchet editors who came to one meeting to try and out liveblog us, Apparently The Hatchet fears any sort of competition.
- Tie: Grad Senator Michelle Tanney, she should have been called Michelle Talon, woman strikes fear into the hearts of many and would claw your heart out if she could and Greta "I will fuckin break you/187" Twombly
3-way tie: Vishal's Moustache, Greta "Kill Bodies" Twombly and Logan "InsidetheSA" Dobson


