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Apparently there was a carbon monoxide leak earlier this evening in the fishbowl, occurring around 11pm Sunday evening.

People present on the scene said that firetrucks had descended on the oddly-named student center and that adjacent buildings had possibly been affected. As of now, however, the firetrucks are gone and the situation seems to have been resolved.

Any comments about what went down would be appreciated.

EDIT: The Hatchet, the day after, says it was Carbon DIOXIDE, not monoxide. Less scary. But our carbon footprint!

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