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Freedom Pig fights for us all


Despite my Patriot colleagues best efforts, I am very much pro-pig.

A feral pig in rural Florida is being hailed as a libertarian hero for its evasion of oppresive agents of the state.
The pig is now a local libertarian hero. Supporters describe the animal as a freedom-loving outlaw with a taste for corn. His Facebook page lists more than 200 fans, like Mary K. Sittman, who asked this week, “Is the pig a symbol of our desire to live free of government controls?”
At this point, a lesser man would attempt to draw grandiose conclusions about the freedom pig's connection to politics and the national discourse on the issues.

I will not. Enjoy the article.

9 comments:

Tessa said...

Top ten signs your political movement is lacking in leadership:

1. It is rallying behind the heroic, principled actions of a barnyard animal rather than those of a human being.

Anonymous said...

Right. Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, and Mark Steyn are way better.

W. Hunter Patterson said...

No one in their right mind (those three included) would call them Libertarians.

Anonymous said...

I was taking a shot at conservatives, Hunter.

W. Hunter Patterson said...

yea, but the article was talking about Libertarians.

Patrick J. Ford said...

They're not barnyard animals?

Hunter, you're dense.

Anonymous said...

Jesus, Hunter. I was responding to Tessa! WTF, man.

Tessa said...

Dear anonymous, I am commenting on the notable lack of "heroic, principled actions" of conservative/libertarian leadership rather than encouraging people to kowtow to the self-proclaimed voices of the conservative movement.

Logan said...

Freedom Pig doesn't want you to fight.

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