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2nd Annual Patsy Awards


Welcome to the 2nd Annual Patsy Awards: feel free to disagree or add your own thoughts/awards/nominees.

The Oghene "OG" Oyiborhoro Memorial Stealing of SA Money for Something Shitty Award:
  • The entire SA (besides Logan) for the $50,000 clusterF#ck that was Unity Ball. Special emphasis goes to Vishal and our newest President Julie Bindelglass for funneling the money from The SA and other student orgs. Leading me to my next award....
The Lamar Thorpe Award for unnecessary ranting and self importance:
  • Michael Tapscott for his 20 minute rant/ yelling fit at mostly drunk people Unity Ball. Tapscott was the first of about a dozen or so "Diversity" speakers and dance groups that slowly murdered the buzz at Unity Ball.
The Home Depot Tool of the Year:
  • Tie: Between Logan and Steve Glatter
Pulitzer-GW :
  • The six Hatchet editors who came to one meeting to try and out liveblog us, Apparently The Hatchet fears any sort of competition.
Most likely to kill you as much as look at you:
  • Tie: Grad Senator Michelle Tanney, she should have been called Michelle Talon, woman strikes fear into the hearts of many and would claw your heart out if she could and Greta "I will fuckin break you/187" Twombly
Best/Worst Person of the Year:
3-way tie: Vishal's Moustache, Greta "Kill Bodies" Twombly and Logan "InsidetheSA" Dobson

4 comments:

Tanney said...

Thank you for the honor, Mr. Patterson. I feel that this award is a fitting way to end my Student Association career.

Note: this is my first (and certainly last) post on your website. Thank you for your interest in my tenacity this year... much obliged.

Anonymous said...

Well Done Ms. Tanney, way to take it to these jerks!

GW South said...

Tanney = 1
Greta = 0

http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-binary.htm

Anonymous said...

I fail to see how Tanney "took it to anyone" with her comment.

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