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I am a military veteran and a native of American Samoa.

by Bill Flanigen at 3:21 PM 10/29/08 


That's right.

I was born in Pago Pago, and I served in the U.S. Navy for three years before attending college. Also, while we're at it, I'm forty years old, I am a licensed pilot, and last year I earned a Ph.D. in Agriculture from the University of Tokyo. My name is actually George.

"But wait," you might object, "you're obviously lying to me."

Well, since when did that matter?


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